Posts Tagged ‘Random Fun’

The Next “Survivor”?

This is hysterical!  I love it… 

     

  • Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and four kids each, for six weeks.
  • Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes.
  • There is no access to fast food.
  • Each man must take care of his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
  • The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
  • The men must shave their legs and wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves, either while driving or while making four lunches.
  • They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m; make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.
  • The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
  • The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment’s notice.
  • If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years – eventually earning the right to be called ‘Mother’.
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